Will You Be My Colon-tine? 🌹
Forget Valentine’s—today, I’m celebrating Colon-tine’s Day because let’s be real… our guts deserve the most love! 🥰
While others are indulging in fancy dinners and chocolates, some of us are scouting special dietary menus, checking bathroom access, and praying our digestive systems don’t betray us. 💔🚽
So in honor of our guts, here’s a little poem just for us—because nothing says romance like a well-behaved colon. 🌹
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